Discreet MILF, Johannesburg

hoping to start a "relationship" here. I have the theory that smirks, like mine, should turn you on because you gotta know that I'm thinkin' about somethin' naughty, naughty, naughty. When it comes to my love life and the things I like to do in the sack, I gotta say a guy with a HUGE dick turns me off because it gets to the point where it just hurts and I want to keep going. Big dicks are fine, but let's be reasonable. Completely non committed and random sexual experiences are scary and that's what makes them exciting. Just act like the luckiest man alive, and you will be. :)

How are you? Well here I am on Craigslist looking for that someone special. I was looking for a fwb but apparently that's impossible (not looking for a quick bang and go. I want a on going thing). So here I am. I'm a very sweet caring person. I want to find someone who is okay with just talking or texting at first as I can be shy. But once you get to know me, well I'm not lol. I'm not picky about what you look like. I am not a superficial person (I'm no model but not ugly. Usually referred to as cute lol. And I am a bigger girl). So basically I'm looking for a special friend. If it sounds like something your into email me. Change the subject line to "must love dogs" lol

^ I'm Charlotte, and I'm looking for a relationship! I am 21, introverted (yet love going to big concerts), single for quite a while now (getting bored), creative, friendly, witty, clever, understanding, truthful, faithful, funny, sarcastic, thoughtful, respectful, easygoing, music loving, photography enthusiast, writer who really would just love to meet someone with similar qualities! I am 5'9, bbw, light blue eyes, long brown and black, wavy hair. I have big hips, and thighs. I dress comfortably but love to dress up as well! I am currently working part-time, going to school and need something more to do with my (short) time on earth! I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd, and I'm not ashamed to admit it ^.^ I enjoy bands like Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, Seether, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Escape the Fate, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Within Temptation, Chevelle, Skrillex, Ellie Goulding, David Guetta, Alex Clare, Linkin Park, Deftones, Coheed and Cambria, The Dresden Dolls, The Hush Sound, System of a Down, and much more. Looking for someone with a creative side, with a little meat on their bones but I'm not super picky bodywise. I usually go for white guys, just based on experience. I'd love someone into rock music. Someone who is driven in their lives, and work for more (but still have time to enjoy life). Someone comfortable in their own skin, who's willing to act like a fool and not worry about what others think. I like going for drives, trying new food, adventuring new places, so please be willing to join me :) Most of all, I want someone to have fun with, someone to share moments with, be there for eachother and have an exciting, yet comfortable relationship with. If interested send me a reply, and subject it with your favorite musician so I know you're not a bot as well as age and heigh. Pic or no reply, I'll send one back.

to meet someone over 45 to say 65 for dating and activities in Ottawa area only. Dont respond if youre not from here because I am serious and will only meet in Ottawa Ontario. Also dont respond if youre secretly attached Im single for real and serious for single only. Into movies, sports, gym, dancing, dining in or out, some travel, quiet time too. Im single, attractive, very fit, healthy, no kids or pets, professional and educated. Im really looking for same no smoking or heavy partying. Thanks for your interest.

I am an older bisexual curvaceous woman in search of a younger woman for some discreet fun. I'm D&D free and expect you to be the same. Must be between the ages of 18 and 30 with a willingness to serve. Must be up for anything as I can be quite kinky. And, above all else, you must know how to keep a secret. Girls only please. No guys. Your pic gets mine.