Discreet MILF, Newcastle

igured I would try this again -___- We can sleep during the day, and at night we will smoke and drink red wine from chalices. We'll live in a crypt and listen to loud music whilst coming up with plans to dominate the world... or cuddle and help me get legit at xbox. So... first thing is I'm chubby/fat so if you aren't interested quit looking at my things gypsy... Also I'm awkward, random, and shy so don't be surprised if I say something crazy off the wall or switch subjects without warning or even end up sitting there like a puzzled mute girl. I LOVE MOVIES and Harry Potter. ^_^! Creeeepers or any other 30+ individual I'm just not interested unless you think you are like my perfect match or something or are some weird heir to a foreign dynasty. Please have a job/car/prospects for either or better yet both. Well, if by some bizzarre chance or mental disorder you actually find the above proposition quite appealing you can click the reply button... PLEASE DON'T BE DISAPPOINTING. And send a picture of yourself with your age and stuff to avoid me having to ask ^_^

looking for a man who knows how to treat a woman in life and in the bedroom. Must have goals in life and not be a man who just sits around the house and expects everyone else to take care of him. I enjoy being single, but sometimes you just need to be hugged and touched and made to feel like you are cared about. Would like to just be able to get together just for a hug sometimes. Looking to get to know someone first and foremost. This is not a FWB situation. I really just want someone to take his time with me since I have not been with a man in over 3.5 years and have only been intimate one time in almost 5 years, and only intimate about ten times since I lost my virginity at 26. I am attracted to larger and taller men. Football linemen type. I am full-figured (but working on it); 5'7 is my height and I will be 39 in a week. I am not very educated in the bedroom, and shy about my body, so I would prefer to be with someone I feel I can trust. I am a real outgoing and funny person who is looking for a best friend. I really just want someone who will be gentle and loving with me, and if it turns into something more, then great. Anyway if you are interested please feel free to respond back, and if not, I hope you find the girl you are looking for. Hope you are having a wonderful evening, and have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Blessings. PS Lets chat for a while online before we meet. Maybe we can exchange pics although I don't have any very recent ones. Once I know you a little I can send you to my facebook for more info. and some photos.

sitting here and feeling a bit bored&lonely, thinking I really need to get out more. As I have moved from state to state a lot I'm feeling rather new in here and would like some nice & friendly guy to show me around and make the boredom go away. :) What I like? I love both adventurous weekends out in the wild or in the crowded jungle of clubs/events, peaceful moments at the beach. You can drag me to a gun store or strip club and actually get to look around in peace without me dying of boredom - what I want to say is that I keep an open mind and appreciate people who do the same. I am medium height 5'6" and caucasian. Will trade pic4pic & to make it fair - I like tall, manly looking men who can behave themselves (no brutes). Ponytail is an absolute bonus. :D Age should stay between 25-35. :)

ta, I am seeking a man who is: Smart Doesn't mind Bigger Beautiful Woman Knows the difference between Sexual encounters (FWB) and Romance while in a relationship Living in the Madison area ( not looking for more then 25 mins away) intelligent Who is Romantic Enjoys Cuddling Enjoys Spending quality time together Who can keep their word on the things they say, do as they say Non Judgmental Has a great Personality Heart of Gold Has their own job/car and place to live caring kind thoughtful romantic outgoing Great Personality Awesome Smile Someone looking for a Serious Relationship and not just looking to waste everyone's time Looking for a Single/Divorced White Males between the ages of 29-40 with or without child(ren) is OK with me. I have two children who are my #1 as your child(ren) should be as well. Social Drinkers are fine, Non Drug users, and Smokers are ok with me. Some about me: Loving,caring,romantic and very outgoing and very outspoken. Loyal and faithful. A one mans woman! Done having my heart broken and the lies that are always told! Done with that. Works full time, has my own place and has my own vehicle! Love to go for walks, hang with family and friends, fishing,camping, listening to music (live bands) going to the zoo, watch football ( go packers and badgers) not into many other sports. Shooting darts, playing pool. Big Country music fan! Watching Movies specially older classic ones, but love some kid movies and newer ones as well. So if you are all interested in chatting please feel free to contact me, please Place "badgers lost" in the subject line so i know you are real or your email will be deleted. Tell me more about yourself, with a picture and we can go from there. Serious people only. Please know what it is you want! Thanks and Happy Searching

Hi my name is Nicci and I am 23 years and a gamer girl as the above title states. I have an xbox 360, PS3, and gaming PC. I like to play all kinds of games especially shooters and RPGs. I am 5ft8 a bbw with long wavy dark brown hair, gorgeous green eyes. I am looking for a guy between the ages 22-31 preferably a gamer guy I love being able to play video games with my guy. I love action and horror movies. I am fun to be around, i love making people laugh and have a good time. I am game for new experiences. I have my own vehicle but I still live at home. Im looking for a long term relationship. So if I sparked your interest at all send me an email and maybe we could get to know each other? ;-)