Discreet MILF, Glasgow

've been here on Maui for awhile and haven't met any available guys. I'm a divorced black female, 5feet tall and I have 3 grown children and I'm seeking a friend. I'm looking for a nice ,HONEST, kind, gentleman. I want to find someone to go to the beach with, exercise and explore the island with. If this sounds like fun to you leave me an e-mail. In the subject line put "mr nice guy".

am a strongminded volupt black woman lookin to find the same in the man.. if I want or need something I know how to get it.. please do not respond if you don't have a car or a job. Not too much worried about who u live with jus be single please. Serious responders please!

e I posted, a got a lot of replies. Most were spam and most were people that didn't prove how serious they were. So, let's try this again, shall we? Original post: Thank you for clicking! :) Yes, as the title goes, I'm an honest girl. I tell the truth and nothing but the truth. So, truth; I'm looking for a long term, serious relationship. I've been hurt many times and this has become a last resort kind of thing. If you're interested, keep on reading. A little about myself, I'm a serious girl, but I can also be super goofy. I'm into video games, animals, makeup, rainbows, intellectual conversations, and dubstep. I'm currently in school for cosmetology; I start later this month! I still live at home, but that will change in due time. Jobs are hard to find and I'm stuck in the unemployed group. Trying hard, not succeeding. I also unfortunately don't know how to drive yet. No one has really sat down and took the time to teach me. In my free time I practice different makeup ideas on myself or others. I'm a gamer, meaning I do play video games.. A LOT. I also draw! I'm not the best, but I am pretty damn talented. I own 2 cats and 2 fish. More of a dog person, but where I live, we can't own them. I'm on the plus side, not because I want to be, but because I have medical conditions that make it hard to lose the weight. I do swear maybe a bit too much. Who the hell cares? ;) What I'm looking for in a guy is, well, anything. I'm far from judgmental because I am not perfect. You don't have to be the most gorgeous guy on Earth, but your personality has to make up for that. I love a guy that can keep a conversation going, is laid back, generally happy, and is fucking hilarious. If you're into just chilling at home, watching movies and talking about anything and everything, +10. Having some income and being close (or being able to commute) is a huge plus as well. I would go to you were I able to. So, if you've gotten this far in the ad and are still interested, I would love to get to know you! Send me an email and if you send pics, I send pics! :) x PS: To weed out the spammers, put your favorite movie in the subject/title!

ngle mom of young children. I'm 45 but I look/act younger. I'm looking for that spark in my romantic life and I'm realizing how hard it is to find the right fit. I've found it a couple times in my life but other factors played a role into it not working out. You know, he didn't want to give up the extracurricular activities and just be with me. ; ) So... Lets make this as easy and painless as possible. This should describe you, 100% ok, 99%. Spontaneous, funny, somewhat sarcastic, quick witted, active, you have an active hobby or something you really enjoy, has an active social life, God believing, a bit of a goofball at times, willing and able to laugh at yourself, attractive and care about your physique, enjoys sports and maybe you're a little obsessed just a bit with some team and you love what you're doing career wise. Yes, I kinda described myself. You're not too set in your ways, you can bend, you don't mind if plans get changed. Easy going but not so easy going that we'll never get together because you can't schedule outside of the next hour. You're not addicted to cigarettes, alcohol, video games, drugs (can't believe I have to say that), basically you don't have an addictive personality. I've already dealt with that twice... I can't fix you and you probably don't want me to try. Ok, video games I might be able to deal with if it's not something that consumes you til 2am. By the way, if you smoke cigarettes it's a deal killer for me. Sorry. (I can do an occasional cigar type of thing.) You find humor in what I'm writing and not annoyance. You have that tough guy exterior but you're really a big softie but not many people see that side. You like a woman that looks like a woman, not a stick figure and not overweight, meaning all the curves in the right spots. You're probably 35-45 yrs old give or take and you're mentally ready for a relationship that is beyond casual dating although willing and able to go into it as a friendship to see if there's a mutual spark. You're looking for a partner, confidant, best friend, lover, activity partner, butterflies in your stomach, and the person that has your back. You still believe that there just might be that one person out there that will protect you and love you and care for you although there are definitely days that you wonder. I'd love a picture and to know something quarky, interesting or silly about you. I'm real... Rams won Sunday against the Cardinals. And if you send me an email asking if I'm real don't expect a reply. Tell me your zodiac sign in the subject line of your response. I don't put much validity into it but I do find it interesting as 3 of my closest friends have birthdays on 2 consecutive days. I'm a Leo.

I am looking for a young man to have sex with. the younger the better. discretion is mandatory. email me if you are interested. send me a pic of your face. your pics get mine. if you don't send a pic i won't reply. preferably 18-20, but open minded and will take you into consideration no matter the age.