Discreet MILF, Kenner, Louisiana

a tall, dark, and handsome male. Others need not apply. . . But not really. Your body doesn't need to stop traffic, but it wouldn't hurt if I drooled a bit. You shouldn't be overly serious or easily offended. If you can laugh and embrace sarcasm, I may fall in love. Not looking for Einstein, but someone who can at least formulate one to two semi-intelligent sounding sentences. I like to think I'm a really kind person with the best intentions. Unfortunately, I love being facetious and it can sometimes come off as rude. What can I say? I am a bad-ass chef and while I won't turn down a perfectly rare burger, I tend to be obnoxiously healthy. I'm confident and take care of myself, and take outgoing to a whole new level. I love to go out and have fun but believe me when I say I enjoy my sweatpants lazy days. I graduated last year and most of my friends either moved away or became "wifed up." That for some reason makes them think doing anything after 4:00pm is a sin. Looking into my crystal ball, I definitely don't foresee that state of mind ever being in my future. I'm far from "gold digger" but I'm kind of over being expected to act as a "sugar mama." I can be overly picky but I'm not one of those girls who meet a nice guy, put him in the "friend-zone," and then love to complain about how nice guys don't exist. You may think this is lame but I know a lot of people in town so I'm not posting a picture. I promise if you send one and don't look like the love child of Sasquatch and Steve Carell though, I'll send one back. I'm more or less just looking for someone to hang out with because let's be real, Prince Charming isn't likely to be on Craigslist. If something happens then cool, if not cool. Roughly 98% of the guys I know in State College are boring anymore. If you're not a mute and can handle me, then we'll get along. If you can whip up a catchy title and write something that interests me, then we'll get along even better.

uman, Mild adrenaline junkie in mid thirties seeks nontraditional relationship w a openninded decent honest man 25-35 w an adventurous streak, not fwb. Come as u r accept me as I am - that's all I ask. Deal breakers: smokers , addicts, having a criminal record, older than me by more than a couple years, female by birth

ountry girl, I love to have bonfires with a nice drink in my hand especially since the weather is turning colder whats more perfect then to be cuddled up next to a bonfire or just sitting by a bonfire relaxing...i love horses, 4 wheeler riding, mud riding, and camping... I am 26 years old and i am bigger than average but not huge...i have tattoos and a facial piercing. I love country music, and I would rather listen to music then watch t.v., I do have children. I am wanting someone who is interested in getting to know me for me, not what i look like or my flaws, yes i have flaws, doesnt everyone? I know I do, I definately aint perfect and I dont try to be. So if this sounds like you may be interested just send me a email with a picture attached and i will send one back, no picture, no response because I know to many people.

W looking for a real, good,, faithful, and honest MAN. I am not looking for a hookup, NSA, or FWB. If you are, then this is not the ad for you. I'm looking for something more serious, meaningful and fulfilling...that connection that I miss. Do you? I'm looking for someone to treat me right, get to know, chat, and hang out with. I'm open-minded and you should be too. Must be independent. You must got your own and hold your own. If this is you get at me and tell me about yourself and we will go from there. No games. No Drama. No BS. Don't be more than 35 years old. Include a pic with your response or I will not respond. A MUST!!! Put "FAITHFUL" in the subject line so I know your real. NO EXCEPTIONS!! Serious REAL MEN only. Dont waste my time. Thank You.

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