Discreet MILF, Mitchell's Plain

the first to admit it... I'm a dork. I love to laugh. I'll laugh at you. I'll laugh at me. I am totally normal, and expect you to be. I dont want to hear about your mental problems. But i might tell you about mine (haha jk, i dont have any) I'm a klutz, and i fall at least 3 times a day. I will never be a victoria's secret model. I love my curves. I love lamp. I have all my teeths and i brush them. I shower daily. I smell nice. okay a little about yourself: 1. you are a white male. Sorry, hispanics, blacks, hawiians, indians, asians, and anything else i may have missed. 2. aged 21-29 please. im not even legal to drink so why would i want a 35 year old man? no thanks Mid-Life Crisis. 3. tattoos? (okay now im just getting picky) 4. must like to have a good time. dont be shy, reply! ;) (with a picture and your favorite movie as a subject line) byeeeeee!

m a sista. I'm seeking a friendship with a black male (dark chocolate preferably - I'm caramel ... : ) ), who is an entreprenuer, retired or self-employed. Someone that has time to get to know a beautiful woman. I'm a young 49 who eats well, loves to cook (I don't eat pork), I practice yoga and am sensuous and sexy naturally. I'm 5.5 and of medium size. Just looking for a cool, respectful, sexy gentleman brotha, (young, in-between, or old) to enjoy entertainment, food, conversation, warmth, peace with. I'm a music lover, great cook. On Sundays, I like watching football ... relaxes me! Being a music appreciatour (yes. I said it ...lol) Avant, R.Kelly, Nas, Erykah Badu, Angie Stone, India Arie are some whose music I appreciate. Please put "9incense4" in the subject line. Thank you. Peace.

esparately been searching for that Mr. Right. I am in a broken relationship so discretion is a must. I am not looking for you to change my situation, I am looking for Mr. Right to rock my world. Prefer a male that is successful and in decent shape. Send me some information and a picture of yourself and if I like I'll send you mine!

rst off I am married, but not happily. I want someone I can hang out with during the days on my days off. Someone that is kind, funny and respectful. I am not looking for anything serious at the moment just a fwb type situation. Friends first of course. You must be able to accept my situation. I cannot host so you must. I am not looking for married or taken men at all, I don't need the drama. I am easy to get a long with and like most things....I miss the romance, and the passion involved in a relationship and just want to feel what it is like. I've missed it. I am picky, not shallow just picky, please be height weight proportionate, close to my age give or take a few years, and good looking. Please send pic with reply, a nice face shot would be nice, I have a thing for eyes so please let me see those as well. I am 420 friendly and enjoy just hanging out, kissing especially....if this sounds like what you are looking for please get back to me

She's blonde and blue, well built, just right . 40 and HOT . She's asked for a gangbang to fulfill her sexual fantasy. I'm game provided she's treated with respect and we find the "right" men to deliver a couple hours of good hardcore sex. No clowns or idiots, no hairy or "chunky" dudes. Age 25-45, well hung, white, clean, straight with no issues being hardcore around other men. We are looking for 5-6 and she will be choosing. Send cock pic and face if interested. NO B.S. NO SPAM. Put BANG in subject line and hopefully we will be seeing you soon .